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Entry the twentieth - August 7th, 2025

It’s a Thursday once again! Can you believe it?

Today I did two --wait, just two reviews? …seriously? Ahem, yes, two reviews were accomplished today, and I didn’t even know it! That really shows that the power of Japanese fluency is already coursing through my veins.

@Asher mentioned the gachapon elements in Shenmue a few days prior and it led me to thinking about that deeper than a normal person thought possible.

It reminded me of the last time I went to Japan. I was obsessed with these little proto-loot boxes.

But, as predicted, not the way you probably thought.

I want you to look at this:

That’s right, if you so desired, you can have entrance gate turnstile toys for 300 yen each! Or, if you look to your left, you can have one of four different barcode scanners for 400 yen each.

Now, I thought about this for a while --why on God’s green Earth would anyone want to buy this?

Then…I realized something…I would be the one who would buy this! Why would I buy it? Because I am a simple man who would laugh really hard telling people a wonderful tale over the existence of entrance gate turnstile toys and how I would be the proud owner of one.

But that’s just me. Certainly there is a trend, an audience beyond just me wanting to buy things for the lulz.

Here’s another one:

Thats right, your eyes shan’t deceive you. This is a Denny’s capsule machine! I don’t even like Denny’s, I can’t imagine anyone with their head screwed on straight would pay 400 yen for a Denny’s capsule toy.

But that’s the magic behind it. That’s a story I want to know. Someone out there is probably a huge Denny’s otaku or an entrance gate turnstile otaku. I would love to know why they feel such a way to drop approximately $3 USD on a toy that is more or less a meme to my monkey brain.

Each time I see one of these curious machines in Japan, I will pay closer attention and observe each one. See how many toys are left, see if I can find anything on X, formerly Twitter, if there’s any mention of its existence.

Consumerism, in excess, can be vapid, meaningless and even harmful. But even God’s lowliest of creatures, the gachapon, we can still learn about ourselves.

Why did I spend my entire allowance in Shenmue for figures that do…well, nothing in the game?

Maybe I just wanted to live out a fantasy where Sonic the Hedgehog existed in Japan five years before he came out. Maybe I just think they’re neat!

Spend all your money frivolously, everyone!

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Entry the twenty-first - August 8th, 2025

It’s a Friday once again! Can you believe it?

In addition to three grammar reviews, I started fooling around with Bunpro’s vocabulary decks. Maybe something interesting will come of it. But as of now, grammar is the main villain in this story arc! Maybe there will be a tournament arc between the various points of Japanese learning? Maybe one day I will collect all five of the JLPT balls.

I think I will need a JLPT ball radar because I have quite a journey before I reach the first one.

Speaking of anime tropes, I bought the game Enchanted Arms a few years ago and recently finished it. It was quite a game! You have wonderful creatures such as this:

And fun fact! This game has an early model of the The Vanguard Demon from Demon’s Souls as a character you can summon/fight with. Boy, those Japanese sure love reusing assets!

But I didn’t want to talk about Enchanted Arms, you see --I wanted to chat about what came in the box of my game. I purchased this game used from eBay. Now, as a curious creature, I love to open the box and see the contents --usually it’s just manuals and on rare occasions the receipt/cheat codes left behind by the previous owner.

This time, I received something extra curious in my box of Enchanted Arms.

This is…interesting and NOT in Japanese, so sadly I cannot attempt to read this. But it looks like it’s in French and the card is in German. All of this stuffed into my North American box of Enchanted Arms! What a well traveled game box, eh?

Now, I put this through ChatGPT 5 (Wow a new model!) and this is what it gave me:

“Dear Sébastien,
I always think a lot, a lot about you! And when I saw this card, it was exactly what I wanted to wish you!
Confidence in yourself! You are surrounded by the affectionate thoughts of the whole family who love you very much!! Yes indeed!!
Big kisses from Grandma, and may God keep you!”

This deeply saddens me! Was this game a gift to Sébastien from gram gram? Did Sébastien not like the game and sell it on eBay? Is this even the first owner of this game?

It is a mystery! I feel it is my duty to give Sébastien back his card…not the game tho, it’s mine, so I struggled to find out anything that I can use to identify this man. The other side of the card had no personal identifying material, so I turned to eBay to help me out.

I looked at the seller name for Enchanted Arms that I purchased years ago and searched online to find anything that I could that could link to Sébastien to give him grammy’s card.

Enchanted Arms, you see, released on August 29, 2006 in the US. This might’ve been a present to Sébastien nearly twenty years ago. I fear that if that is the case, grams may have crossed the rainbow bridge.

I searched high and low for Sébastien’s information based on what little I had to go on, and sadly nothing.

Sébastien, by any chance you are learning Japanese and you are reading a thread that is 40+ posts deep, I have your grandmother’s card and it’s in safe hands. I’ve cherished it deeply like you would have while it awaits its return to its proper owner.

I will send this to you at no cost to ensure that you have this back in your possession.

Also, uh, thanks for Enchanted Arms. It’s kinda a dumb game with shounen anime tropes. There’s a character in the game who is wildly a product of its time, so much so that my next image of it will be in a spoiler tag to shield the eyes of the most sensitive of readers:

Hilarious and potentially outdated character trope below!


If you can read this, you probably got it, right? I won’t translate it, but if you know, you know!

All in all, I would give Enchanted Arms an 11 out of 17 hats. It has decent gameplay saved only by a random French-speaking grandmother.

Be brave, everyone!

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Half-way through, I was expecting some dragon candy to appear :see_no_evil: I think I watched my husband play Skyrim too many times to count.

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Entry the twenty-second - August 9th, 2025

It’s a Saturday once again! Can you believe it?

Today was a monumental day for my Japanese reviews and overall Japanese progress. Five reviews. They underestimated my power level… and paid the price. One grammar point. The prophecy spoke of this, the day I would defeat a grammar point just by the power of friendship.

But also, I decided to work on a new Vocab deck for Bunpro! I took a look at the N5 vocab list and was largely disappointed by how at odds it is for users who know zero Japanese and are learning the grammar and vocab for the first time.

Essentially, this deck introduces vocab as you see it in the grammar lessons and the example sentences.

Nooooow, I know Bunpro can be sneaky and change the example sentences on a whim, so think of this as a proof of concept. I want to finish at least all vocab seen in N5 grammar points, and I am about halfway there.

It would be interesting to see how much N5 vocab is in this deck when you finish the N5 grammar, as if there is at least 90% overlap, it may be worth looking into for the Bunpro team.

Here’s a link to those that are interested (note, I may make decks that are grouped by JLPT level in the future): Decks out for vocab learning

Now for something tangentially related!

I learned about something utterly fascinating today called Shouryuuma (精霊馬).

“What on Earth is that?! This wasn’t in any of my manga training!” Now, settle down theoretical person. This is a Buddhist thing where families honor the spirits of their ancestors…but most importantly, there’s this weird thing that I noticed that I thought was cool:

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Wow! What is that? Those, my friends, are Japanese horses and oxen. Am I being sliiiiightly misleading? Possibly, but these little creatures are offered to the spirits of gram gram… I am not exactly sure why, but I prefer to let my imagination fill in the gaps. Let’s go on a journey.

Behold! A pale…green horse?

Imagine the spirit realm! A world beyond our comprehension. On occasion, there is a bridge between their world and ours.

You, yes you, are a young child in modern Japan. One day, you are visited by the spirit of your ancestor from 1000 years ago. Your ancestor teaches you about life, harmony and wisdom. You pay close attention and absorb each word the kind spirit says.

The spirit asks merely in return to provide a great horse to provide to him in the spirit realm. You wish to honor the noble spirit, and you get to work.

When the time comes, you bring your animal, the most firm and ripe eggplant you could find. The legs are adorned with the sturdiest toothpicks money could buy. You lay the humble creature to journey to the spirit realm where your ancestor awaits.

A world…beyond comprehension? Your ancestor…he’s in trouble and has been for a while. Horse races are a common issue among the spirits and his gambling debts are piling up.

You see, he only buttered you up to get you to make a great horse so he can pay off his debts. That stuff about love, kindness, and respecting your elders? All garbage. Pointless platitudes to get you to do his bidding.

The races are about to start, and your animal is about to appear at the starting gate. Your ancestor feels confident. You were a good child after all, you listened and made the best offering you could. Much better than that neighbor kid’s.

There’s…just a slight problem. That eggplant? I didn’t mention this, but that resembles an ox. Uh, oops? Maybe your ancestor should’ve spelled out the need for a cucumber. Oh well, maybe in another life.

The race starts and the horses are off! But…yours, casually grazing as best an eggplant could. Your ancestor felt as if he died --er, well a second time.

That’s it, his last chance. As the crowds clear from the arena, he is greeted by spirit Yakuza that would humbly like to meet his spirit kneecaps…

Be sure not to listen to your elders, everyone!

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Entry the twenty-third - August 10th, 2025

It’s a Sunday once again! Can you believe it?

Today I added more N5 vocab to my First Principle vocab deck and along the way, I noticed that…well, the vocab is hmm, half baked? Let’s be kind and go with that!

As I am entering the vocab into this deck, I am testing it to see how Japanese learners going from zero would fare, and you would be SHOCKED by the results.

Well, perhaps not, but my finding is that the onboarding process is grosser than the smell of Natto.

From a pedagogical standpoint, I find it hard to convince me that filling in the blank using context sentences for beginners is the right way to approach this. Warning gross light mode ahead!

Look at this sentence. You probably got it right instantly. Book is highlighted in red and the rest of the sentence? Easy peasy!

But for someone who is just learning Japanese and has never even seen ten Japanese words out in the wild, this is overwhelming! They don’t know most of this sentence!

This is the second vocab word they are learning using the N5 Vocab deck.

Context-based learning has merit and is useful for the upper-beginner/intermediate phase of learning. But Bunpro’s default method of learning is quite horrible for new learners.

BUT Bunpro has a fix…well, kinda. You see, it’s messy and unreliable.

In my First Principle deck, I added a nice all-cap disclaimer in the description: “FOR NEW JAPANESE LEARNERS: Go to Settings → Reviews. Scroll down until you see the setting “Default Vocab Review Type”. For Question Type, select: Translate. For Answer Type, select: Reveal & Grade.”

Essentially what this does is recommends new learners to go into the settings and change the vocab to give you a Japanese word and use the trusty ol’ honor system to judge if you got it right or not.

Ideally it would look like this (warning gross light mode ahead, again!):

But in reality, its reliability is…well, poo. I updated the vocab settings to reflect such, but when adding new vocab or reviewing some still reflect this:

At least I don’t have to type the answer! But this is bad and doesn’t reflect what settings were changed.

Jonathan Blow, despite being a cranky and miserly old programmer, has a lot of wisdom on the topic of teaching new players how games work. But…games and learning apps aren’t the same!..right?

Well, shockingly enough, there’s a great amount of overlap between the two.

Blow’s take, based on the numerous talks and presentations he has given through the years, is that complexity can naturally arise from mastering simple fundamentals. Now, how does that reflect on what I am saying? Well, if I learn the word for book, let me test my knowledge on book. Give me context for what I know for book and everything else I already know.

The “Reveal & Grade” setting should be default for those who choose zero Japanese as their baseline for learning Japanese. Maybe as their knowledge and experience grows that can change into context-based learning and beyond.

Overall, I think the current setting and UX for Bunpro’s site for absolutely new Japanese learners is bad. Not in an exaggeration bad, but in terms of a lacking a core philosophy and caring for new learners kind of bad.

It’s so bad, that I would completely overhaul the system and rethink the model from scratch.

If you may recall from a bunch of posts ago, I did a deep dive on the referral system and then one on the onboarding process for new users. I tapped out like a chump! So embarrassing.

Sadly, I did that intentionally as if I kept going the way I analyze games, I would’ve torn this to shreds, which wouldn’t have been fun to read as I would’ve repeated myself a lot, and I think the overall point was made early on: it’s bad.

I will merely say this: If you need to give paragraphs of text to the user of the app or player of a game, you have offloaded the UX/designer’s job onto that user/player. That’s really, really bad.

I was playing Resonance Of Fate last week. If you haven’t played it, please do so, it’s weird. In fact, here’s a funny video with Nolan North in it as a palette cleanser:

Great, eh? The combat is quite quirky too! You can play it as a typical turn-based RPG, but you’re doing a great disservice as it’s quite a chaotic and deep game.

…but sadly that beauty in the complexity is hidden in dozens of pages of tutorial text. You have to not only read a ton of text, but you have to remember what all of that does and it sucks! Learning from doing is beauty. Learning from reading is boring.

The onboarding process for Bunpro has me reading paragraphs of text, needing to juggle all of that, and the process can and should be eliminated in favor of a user-centric philosophy.

Think of the user in Bunpro as the main character of the story the Bunpro developers are telling. The onus is on Bunpro to make that story as interesting and engaging as possible. Currently, at least for new users, it fails completely on that goal and it deeply saddens me.

It’s very easy to pay attention to what users on this forum are saying. We are the survivors and we have data points that can be valuable. But from what I have learned through my experience in data science is that the best data is usually the data you don’t see.

What do the kids call this? Survivorship bias! Did you ever see the plane picture? Oh, boy, if you haven’t, I will show you the plane picture:

To understand the context of the classic plane picture, Wikipedia sensei has you covered.

Perhaps understanding the desires and feelings of those who haven’t made it very far in their Japanese journey is worth exploring.

Gosh, this was a rant, eh? Hardly any jokes, but that Resonance of Fate video? That was something. Bunker busters? Did that put a smile on your face and make your eyes roll at the same time? Me too!

Anyway, food for thought for a post deep in a thread where I ramble a lot.

Appreciate raisins, everyone!

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