Hi there, I’ve bought Bunpro lifetime membership earlier this year. Given my current rate of progress, however, I’m not sure that I’ll be able to complete the game by getting all achievements during my current lifespan. Should I be reincarnated or have internet access in the next life, will my membership still be valid?
thanks
冗談だよ
And if I get reincarnated as someone who is fluent in Japanese, can I have a refund?
If you can prove in the next life that you are at least ‘spiritually’ the same person, I reckon we might make an exception 
At that rate of price increase within a single day, I’d better get a lifetime membership for all of my 9 lives asap, thanks for the heads up! 
Hi, I am the reincarnation of OP! Been wondering how to claim my previous-life purchase.
You have to publicly share your fetishes so we can validate.
This thread has taken an unfortunate turn of events!
Let’s see where this goes 
It’s more like a time-travelling version of myself as we’re both here at the same time.
I should have asked, “If present-day me, and future me are both in this timeline, can I get a 50% discount on bunpro?”
I feel these are pretty obvious questions that aren’t covered in the FAQ
If someone clones me, do all the clones get a discount? And does it reduce by the number of clones, so I can pay a dollar and let my clones pick up the rest of the bill?
Sorry for asking such an obvious question
If this existence is all a simulation, and it turns out I can learn Japanese by having it directly loaded into my brain via a neural-upload link, at the same time as all the martial arts, can I have a refund?
I think you would need to purchase a Lifetime sub for each of your incarnations. I mean, it’s a lifetime subscription, not a Forevertime. 
It works out perfectly fine though since the timelines of me and OP seem to have lined up - we are (quite obviously) in the same lifetime, just not occupying the same physical space.
Given that 30%1 of Japanese is English based loan-words in Katakana, can I get a 30 パーセントディスカウント ?
You could also wait until Japanese becomes 100% loan-words and then save yourself all the money by just studying English.
