Who’s gonna tell em
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Overthinking questions on the practice test.
魚____肉を食べる。
official answer
が
と
My answer:
きっと怖い魚がいるよ！巨大な怪物のようで何でもかんでも生物を食ってしまうやつがいるはずだ。さめはもちろん恐竜の種類も良く思い浮かべる、ね。それに怪しい感染の影響で遺伝の変更とあれば、もしかしてゾンビの魚ができてしまうかもしれない。その場合には自分の頭脳が食べられるおそれがある。頭脳は肉の種類だ。その故に「が」でこの問題を解ける。簡単だね！
translation of my probably stilted Japanese
There are certainly frightening fish! I’m certain there here are fish like gigantic monsters that eat pretty much anything and everything. Of course sharks but also kinds of dinosaurs, right? In addition if there were some kind of weird contagion that affected genetics, there might be zombie fish. In that case, your brains would not be safe. Brains are a type of meat. Therefore, が is a way to solve this question. Simple, right?
I also drew a picture to illustrate the relevant part of my thought process.
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Was looking around and apparently I have studied a negative amount of N2 grammar.
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It’s kind of you to invite the meat-eating fish out and eat with it, instead of letting it eat by itself.
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Speak of the devil … 
fufufu
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Okay so i’m coping by making this one but I hope at least someone can relate
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im kinda wondering how many people know this
if you dont
im sorry for ruining your innocence
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But how do you read it? It doesn’t have any furigana!
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Think you’d better Cram All 115 Items as punishment. Bad, bad panda! 
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Was it something like 満足？
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it was exacly 満足
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I’ve been trying construct a joke where the answer is actually 内用する, but couldn’t quite take it in.
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