what… i want this… i hadnt even heard of discobot until this thread…
But wait, is the present that certificate or is it something else? 
That’s how discobot hooks you in, by keeping you in suspense.
Seriously though, the true present is a new friend called discobot

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
there are few levels after saving discobot’s first message
after that just copy one of the links and reply to discobot and after that you need to do sum other easy tasks.
Then, before you know it, you’ll be doing the discobot dance, performing the discobot rituals, and chanting the glorious name of discobot, so that we mere creatures of the world may try in vain to touch even just a shred of discobot’s magnificence 
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Our magnificence discobot bless us with free subscription

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