I just checked the MyJLPT website and my results were up!!!
I wasnt expecting them until tomorrow but i got them early!!!
Didnt do as well as i was expecting but I がんばりました!
I think you did well. Keep porking on it and you’ll get there eventually. Getting deporked is not the end. If you pass the exam next time you’ll be a bacon of hope for all of us.
I want to write something meaningful, but I can only think of bacon sandwiches right now

imo bacon sandwiches are plenty meaningful. My stomach thinks so anyway.
Fake news! The website doesn’t take 40 minutes to load! 
It takes more like 40 hours 
Congratulations, John Pork. Didn’t know the JLPT stood for “John Lazarus Pork’s Test”, but you learn something new every day.
You’ll get em next time. 
and here I was thinking it stood for Japanese Learner Punishment Tournament
THIS IS FAKE NEWS IM ALIVE AND WELL AND THRIVING DESPITE MY JLPT BLUNDER
Passed N5 yippie!! Despite the fact 熱がありました
