May 27th
じゃあるまいし
Text: 仮装行列じゃあるまいし。
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Monster
This isn’t some kind of costume parade.
妻、小学生になる
Basically this girl came here from home all by her self?
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This isn’t for camouflage, so don’t do it!
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Seriously she came here alone??
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モンスター (May 27th)
仮装行列じゃあるまいし。
It’s not a costume parade, so…
妻、小学生になる。(May 28th)
つまり女の子は家から一人でここに来たってこと
In other words, the girl came here alone from home?
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May 29th
により
Text: 連邦政府軍のご協力により、君達の基地は、全てCATSがいたっだいた。
Special user suggested GITW today. Thanks @blacktide
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Thanks @blacktide for the fantastic suggestion! Instantly have that meme song stuck in my head now. 
Zero Wing
ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Or actual translation attempt:
With the cooperation of the federal army, all your bases have been taken over by us.
I have never actually seen the original so this is pretty cool.
神様のバレー
Better not trouble the other team…
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Thanks @Asher for using my suggestion! 
Zero Wing
連邦政府軍のご協力により、君達の基地は、全てCATSがいたっだいた。
Or alternatively: 
With the help of federal government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases.
神様のバレー
あんまりよそのチームに迷惑かけない方が…
Not too sure on this one… but my guess is:
It would be better not to overly trouble the other team…
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With the cooperation of the commonwealth army, your land has been taken by the CATS.
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It’s best you don’t confuse that team…
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神様のバレー
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Okay, been lurking for a while maybe I’ll actually try posting translations. Question here, so he’s saying not to cause a bother for the other team, correct? Or that maybe they should?
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29th
Due to the cooperation of the government forces, all your base are belong to CATS 
30th
Better not to trouble the other team…
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Brief pause on GITW while we organize a new activity guys! Check back soon 
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